{"id":509,"date":"2010-09-08T22:30:16","date_gmt":"2010-09-09T03:30:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatdontmatter.net\/?page_id=509"},"modified":"2010-09-09T19:40:41","modified_gmt":"2010-09-10T00:40:41","slug":"greatest-hits","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatdontmatter.net\/?page_id=509","title":{"rendered":"Greatest Hits"},"content":{"rendered":"

So originally I was going to make this page the main one, but then realized that when I did that the Home link stopped working for whatever stupid reason and my attempts to fix that succeeded only in making things worse. It’s all back to normal now, but I figured I’d still leave this here for new people to check out and skip to some of the more interesting stuff.<\/p>\n

The Party<\/a> is possibly my favourite story of all of them, others might not share that sentiment but I think it has a few of the best what could be called quotable lines, even if it’s not otherwise the most compelling of storylines.<\/p>\n

The Proposal<\/a> is another good one, though it’s short. I do my best these days to live by the message I put into it.<\/p>\n

Red Light in the Middle of Nowhere<\/a> is one what’s grown on me, it’s pretty okay.<\/p>\n

Religion<\/a>, it’s harsh, and extremely hypocritical, but still funny I think.<\/p>\n

Rush Limbaugh (And the Republican Party in General)<\/a> pretty much sums up my political views, one of the funnier ones I think, and some pretty skillful photoshopping.<\/span><\/p>\n

A (Somewhat) New Hobby of Mine<\/a>, this one’s here entirely for the purpose of me showing off, even though there’s not much to show off.<\/span><\/p>\n

That’s all I can think of for right now, there’s other good stuff in my opinion but that’s some of the best. I’ll probably update as I think of others, or possibly write new ones worthy of the list.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So originally I was going to make this page the main one, but then realized that when I did that the Home link stopped working for whatever stupid reason and my attempts to fix that succeeded only in making things worse. It’s all back to normal now, but I figured I’d still leave this here […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-509","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatdontmatter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatdontmatter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatdontmatter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatdontmatter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatdontmatter.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=509"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatdontmatter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/509\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":511,"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatdontmatter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/509\/revisions\/511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatdontmatter.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}