{"id":2,"date":"2008-12-17T19:26:30","date_gmt":"2008-12-18T03:26:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatdontmatter.net\/?page_id=2"},"modified":"2009-03-18T22:11:30","modified_gmt":"2009-03-19T03:11:30","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatdontmatter.net\/?page_id=2","title":{"rendered":"About"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First off, this is NOT a blog. This is an online journal of whatever the hell I feel like writing about. (I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m going to have to keep that in a word doc to copy paste). I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t really know yet what type of stuff will go in here, or whether I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll ever use it at all, really it was just fun to set up, but I might as well stick with it now. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll probably end up writing mostly about stuff that annoys me, which is a very long list, and maybe sometimes stuff that I like. I will rarely if ever write about what I do everyday, because who the hell wants to read that? Especially when every entry would be \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Today I went to school and didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t learn much, then I came home and sat at my computer for 4 hours not really doing anything, then I watched TV for a while, ate dinner, spent another 3-4 hours on the computer, and fell asleep wishing I were a different person.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Wow, that sounds really depressing. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not that bad actually, could be worse\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Anyways, I write a LOT of stuff, like short stories and all that, and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll probably put that up sometimes. Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t steal any of it.<\/p>\n<p>I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m looking for publicity right now so tell your friends! Post links wherever you can! Spread the word, Things That Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t Matter is the new coolest place on the internet!<\/p>\n<p>If you want to email me about stuff you can at nat.burns@ttdm.info. I reserve the right to do what I want with your emails, so if you send me something particularly dumb don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t be surprised if it ends up on the main page. Please use good grammar or I just won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t read it.<\/p>\n<p>This is hosted on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dreamhost.com\/r.cgi?473758\">Dream Host<\/a>. They are totally awesome and I recommend them to everyone. If you&#8217;re interested in signing up with them send me an email and I can give you a promo code for $50 off!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First off, this is NOT a blog. This is an online journal of whatever the hell I feel like writing about. (I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m going to have to keep that in a word doc to copy paste). I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t really know yet what type of stuff will go in here, or whether I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll ever use it at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatdontmatter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatdontmatter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatdontmatter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatdontmatter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatdontmatter.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatdontmatter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38,"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatdontmatter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions\/38"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatdontmatter.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}